Kids getting you down?

Are the  domestic chores getting you down? How about a shot of Dexedrine?[Brand name for dextroamphetamine].  The advertisement claims that "Many housewives -- are crushed under a load of dull, routine duties that leave them in a state of mental and emotional fatigue...Dexedrine will give them a feeling of energy and well-being, renewing their interest in life and living."

Maybe the kids are the problem. don't worry, there are ways of rendering them more compliant.

How about a shot of morphine?

It's good for all kinds of problems.


If Mrs Winslow's magic ingredient does not work perhaps a shot of cocaine might keep the little darlings quiet.

Are the little bastards sweethearts still not getting the message. Maybe a good dose of Nembutal up the ass will slow them down.

Still not 'tranquille'?  Why don't you take a dose of  Nervine?


Maybe the kids have set the house on fire but after a good shot of potassium bromide you will not  care what they do.

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