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Queen Theresa speaks on Brexit

Greetings my subjects

I am fighting to take my country out of the European Union and restore our sovereignty.

Of course, sovereignty is best exercised by a wise and benevolent ruler.

I have therefore decided that -

1.  Parliament will not be allowed a vote on the [advisory] referendum. They would only get it wrong and if I do not implement Brexit Boris the Roundhead may topple me off my throne.

2.  All negotiations will be conducted in secret. It would only make my subjects unhappy if they knew what was going on.

3.  Parliament will not be allowed a vote on whether to accept or reject the outcome of the Brexit negotiations. See 1. for my reason for this decision.


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