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UK elects Len McCluskey as new National Bogeyman

Following the deportation of Abu Qatada, the UK's long serving National Bogeyman, tabloid newspapers announced that Mr. Len McCluskey, the General Secretary of the Unite trade union, had been elected as his successor.

Mr McClusky
A baying pack of journalists and BBC reporters has already started off in pursuit of Mr. McCluskey.

The government has announced that a Two Minute Hate would be held in Parliament to allow all party leaders and MPs to vilify the new Bogeyman.

Mr. McCluskey  said he was enormously excited and looking forward to his new role.

[Note to foreign readers - The post of UK National Bogeyman was created by the tabloid press to frighten children, politicians and Daily Mail readers]

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