Are the domestic chores getting you down? How about a shot of Dexedrine?[Brand name for dextroamphetamine]. The advertisement claims that "Many housewives -- are crushed under a load of dull, routine duties that leave them in a state of mental and emotional fatigue...Dexedrine will give them a feeling of energy and well-being, renewing their interest in life and living."
Maybe the kids are the problem. don't worry, there are ways of rendering them more compliant.
How about a shot of morphine?
It's good for all kinds of problems.
If Mrs Winslow's magic ingredient does not work perhaps a shot of cocaine might keep the little darlings quiet.
Are the little
bastards sweethearts still not getting the message. Maybe a good dose of Nembutal up the ass will slow them down.
Still not 'tranquille'? Why don't you take a dose of Nervine?
Maybe the kids have set the house on fire but after a good shot of potassium bromide you will not care what they do.
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